Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”
OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING
If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.
THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS
my top ten problems right now:
1- I am not at comic con
2- I cant go to comic con
3- I am unable to go to comic con
4- I dont have a chance to go to comic con
5- Comic con doesnt contain me
6- I am not at comic con
7- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON
8- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON
9- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON
I AM NOT AT COMIC CON
(P.S: I cant go to comic con)
READ ALL OF THIS!!
So it’s my birthday next month and since you all are cuties i decided that i should give you shit. Go me for being generous.
- Yes, you have to follow me and yes, i’ll be checking
- Both reblogs and likes count
- Reblog as many times as you want idc
- This will be done by a random number generator so no favoritism
- Pig ‘n a poke 15” x 24” poster
- If Lucifer needs consent t- shirt (or tank to if you prefer that)
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- i am making necklaces that say bitch jerk idjit and assbutt on them so i thought that would be cute to addthose so you can give them to your spn friends
- i’m gonna fill a box full of candies and other shit bc i can and awe
- a painting of whatever you want on 9”x12” canvas (i can’t do everything but i’ll try)
- a Devil’s Trap necklace i also made
Also if this doesn’t get 30 notes this never happened.
Giveaway ends on July 26!!
Good luck, lovelies! be sure to drop me an ask of any questions or anything I may have missed!!
Captain Narcolepsy on a quest for some ‘snooze time’
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